KEEP your home's
When you know the assessors,
listers, or whatever the money grabbing group is called in your town or
city, following the suggestions below are guaranteed
to reduce the value of your residence AND REDUCE YOUR TAXES!!!
Duct tape cardboard and/or plywood over
several windows. Have your children draw artwork on the inside and
use various dates at least 6 months old.
buckets or pails, partially filled with water, throughout the house.
Lower the indoor
temperature to just above freezing.
Place a "Porta-Potty"
outside the front door and place "out of order" signs on the toilets.
Let all faucets
Lay extension cords,
trouble lights, and water hoses throughout the house.
Place scraps of
flooring sticking out from under edges of rugs.
doors by taking out hinge pins.
Remove exterior door
knob and use screwdriver to open.
Have children paint
graffiti on exterior of house using sidewalk chalk or water soluable
You Know What They Say About
- But God hath chosen the foolish things of the world to
confound the wise; and God hath chosen the weak things of the
world to confound the things which are mighty. -- 1 Cor 1:27
- However big the fool, there is always a
bigger fool to admire him. -- Nicolas Boileau-Despréaux
- [Politicians] never open their mouths
without subtracting from the sum of human knowledge. -- Thomas
- He who lives without folly isn't so wise
as he thinks. -- François, Duc de La Rochefoucauld
- The ultimate result of shielding men
from the effects of folly, is to fill the world with fools. --
- Sometimes one likes foolish people for
their folly, better than wise people for their wisdom. --
- Looking foolish does the spirit good. --
- Let us be thankful for the fools. But
for them the rest of us could not succeed. -- Mark Twain
- A fool sees not the same tree that a
wise man sees. -- William Blake
- A fool must now and then be right by
chance. -- Cowper
- It is better to be a fool than to be
dead. -- Stevenson
- The first of April is the day we
remember what we are the other 364 days of the year. -- Mark
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