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Bill
Gates to run for President
BEARTOWN (BN) -- In a terse press release this morning,
Bill Gates announced "he would succeed where Forbes failed". In other
words, he intends to be part of the presidential race --and win it. "I
will run as an independent candidate, well above out-dated quarrels
opposing Democrats and Republicans." he wrote. "I will bring the
Information Highway into every American Home. We are entering the era of
Digital Democracy.", he added.
The press release didn't mention whether he intended to resign from his
current position at Microsoft. According to rumors, even though he set
his
company on a new course to try to tap the vast potential of the
Internet, he
is secretly doubting this attempt will succeed in the long run, and is
now
looking for new challenges, and might relinquish his position.
Bill Gates could not be reached for comment.
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