FEBRUARY 1, 2009
A VERY GOOD
EXAMPLE OF THE KIND OF REPRESENTATION WE HAVE IN CONGRESS:
psychiatrist was a guest speaker at an academic function where
Nancy Pelosi happened to appear. Ms Pelosi took the opportunity
to schmooze the good doctor a bit and asked him a question with
which he was most at ease.
'Would you mind telling me, Doctor,' she asked,
'how you detect a mental deficiency in
somebody who appears completely normal?'
'Nothing is easier,' he replied.
'You ask a simple question which anyone
should answer with no trouble. If the person hesitates, that
puts you on the track.'
'What sort of question?' asked Pelosi.
you might ask, 'Captain Cook made three trips around the world
and died during one of them. Which one?''
Pelosi thought a moment, and
then said with a nervous laugh, 'You
wouldn't happen to have another example would you? I must
confess I don't know much about history.'
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