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FEBRUARY 1, 2008

BEARTOWN  NEWS STARTS  NINTH  YEAR

HOW  TRUE  IT IS
 
 Another year has passed
And we're all a little older.
   Last summer felt hotter
  And winter seems much colder.
 
I rack my brain for happy thoughts,
  To put down on my pad,
  But lots of things,
  That come to mind
  Just make me kind of sad.
 
There was a time not long ago
  When life was quite a blast.
Now I fully understand
 About 'Living in the Past'.
 
  We used to go to friends homes,
  Baseball games and lunches.
  Now we go to therapy, to hospitals,
  And after-funeral brunches.
 
  We used to have hangovers,
  From parties that were gay.  
  Now we suffer body aches
  And sleep the night away.
 
  We used to go out dining,
  And couldn't get our fill.
  Now we ask for doggie bags,
  Come home and take a pill.
 
We used to travel often
To places near and far.
  Now we get backaches
  From riding in the car.
 
 We used to go out shopping
  For new clothing at the Mall
  But, now we never bother...
  All the sizes are too small.
 
  That, my friend is how life is,
  And now my tale is told.
  So, enjoy each day and live it up...
Before you're too darn old!!

 

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