Bear News Beartown News

FEBRUARY 1, 2005

TANKIS MAXIMUS
WINS BEER GUT CONTEST AGAIN

Beartown's own Tankis Maximus has once again won the Annual National Beer Gut Contest.  This years "TALENT" was a song written and sung by each of the hundreds of contestants.  You should be hearing Tankis Maximus' song "BEER BELLY BLUES" now or very soon depending on your internet loading speed.

THANKS TO ALL THE FOLLOWING SPONSORS

The Beartown Chamber of Commerce, Beartown Trash Collectors, Beartown Selectpersons, Beartown Constable, Beartown Mental Health, Beartown Multidenominational Church, Beartown Animal Rights Society, Beartown Tavern, Beartown Victim's Advocate, Beartown AA, Boozer Bob, Beartown Hops Growers Assoc, Beartown Flying Farmers, Beartown YWCA, Beartown Planning Commission, Beartown Over Eaters Anonymous, Beartown Golden Years Pub


 

BEARTOWN NEWS STARTS SIXTH YEAR
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Ever wonder what radio station the bears and humans of BEARTOWN listen to while on the internet? Why good old Country Music, of course, on none other than: www.countrybear.com
Click here for genuine real country.
MISSION

The purpose of this paper is to report area news, and nothing but the news so help me God, unless I feel like doing something else, which I can do whether you like it or not because it is my paper. You can read it or not, just as you please. But remember, if you don't read an issue you don't know what your missing.

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