BIG IRAQ ATTACK???

Over the years, the donkey and the elephant have become the accepted symbols of the Democratic and Republican parties. Although the Democrats have never officially adopted the donkey as a party symbol, they have used various donkey designs on publications over the years. The Republicans have actually adopted the elephant as their official symbol and use their design widely.
The Democrats think of the elephant as bungling, stupid, pompous and conservative -- but the Republicans think it is dignified, strong and intelligent. On the other hand, the Republicans regard the donkey as stubborn, silly and ridiculous -- but the Democrats claim it is humble, homely, smart, courageous and loveable.
Recently obtained highly classified photos of Iraqi mASSiles strongly suggest that Democrats may be far superior to Republicans in conducting the actual war as the Democrats have much more in common with the Iraqi mASSile systems than the Republicans.