Bear News Beartown News

DECEMBER 1, 2003

TURKEY (again) for CHRISTMAS

BAKED STUFFED TURKEY

18-24 lb. turkey
1 cup melted butter
3 cups stuffing (Pepperidge Farm is fine)
2 cups uncooked popcorn (ORVILLE REDENBACHER'S LOW FAT)
Salt/pepper to taste


Preheat oven to 350 degrees.
Brush turkey well with melted butter, salt, and pepper.
Fill cavity with stuffing and popcorn. Place in baking pan with the neck end toward the back of the oven.
Listen for the popping sounds.
When the turkey's rear end blows the oven door open and the turkey flies
across the room, it is done!

Christmas comes, but once a year is enough.
Our children await Christmas presents like politicians getting election returns; there's Uncle George precinct and the Aunt Hazel district still to come in.
It's customarily said that Christmas is done 'for the kids'.  Considering how awful Christmas is and how little our society likes children, this must be true.
Still Christmas is a good time with all those presents and good food and I hope it will never die out or at any rate not until I am grown up and have to pay for it all.

I love the Christmas-tide and yet,
I notice this, each year I live;
I always like the gifts I get,
But how I love the gifts I give!

I love Christmas.  I receive a lot of wonderful presents I can't wait to exchange.
The first rule in buying Christmas presents is to select something shiny.  If the chosen item is of leather, the leather must look as if it had been well greased; if of silver, it must gleam with the light that never was on sea or land.  This is because the wariest person will often mistake shininess for expensiveness.

MERRY  CHRISTMAS  to  ALL

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