WHY MEN ARE
Men Are Just
last name stays put.
garage is all yours.
plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another
You can never be
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
world is your urinal.
don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
People never stare at
your chest when you're talking to them.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood all the time.
are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks and engines.
five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
underwear is $9.50 for a three-pack.
Three pairs of shoes are
more than enough.
never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see
wrinkles in your clothes.
Everything on your face
stays its original color.
same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You only have to shave
your face and neck.
You can play with toys
all your life.
One wallet and one pair of dress shoes
One color for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no
matter how your legs look.
You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife.
You have freedom of
choice, contemplate growing a moustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 24
relatives on 24th December in 24 minutes.
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The purpose of
this paper is to report area news, and nothing but the news so
help me God, unless I feel like doing something else, which I
can do whether you like it or not because it is my paper. You
can read it or not, just as you please. But remember, if you
don't read an issue you don't know what your missing.
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