An Economical Analysis of
Today's Current Situation......
Reflections on the current state of the economy.
If you
had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year
ago, you will have $49.00 today.
If you had purchased $1,000 of
shares in AIG one year ago, you will have $33.00 today.
If
you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one
year ago, you will have $0.00 today.
But, if you had purchased $1,000
worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then
turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund, you will
have received a $214.00.
Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to
drink heavily & recycle. It is called the
401-Keg.
A recent study found that the average American walks about
900 miles a year. Another study found that Americans
drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year. That
means that, on average, Americans
get about 41 miles to the gallon!
Makes
you proud to be an American!
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The purpose of
this paper is to report area news, and nothing but the news so
help me God, unless I feel like doing something else, which I
can do whether you like it or not because it is my paper. You
can read it or not, just as you please. But remember, if you
don't read an issue you don't know what your missing.
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