Ice Cream, Ice cream, we all scream for Ice Cream
In honor of the 44th President of the United
States , Ice Cream has introduced
a new flavor:
"
Barocky Road ."
Barocky Road
is a blend of half vanilla, half chocolate, and surrounded by nuts
and flakes. The vanilla portion of the mix is not openly
advertised and usually denied as an ingredient. The nuts and
flakes are all very bitter and hard to swallow.
The cost is $82.84 per scoop....so out of a hundred dollar bill
you are at least promised some
CHANGE..!
When purchased it will be presented to you in a large beautiful
cone, but after you pay for it, the ice cream is taken away and
given to the person in line behind you at no charge.
You are left with an empty wallet , no change, holding an empty
cone with no hope of getting any ice cream.
Are you stimulated?
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can do whether you like it or not because it is my paper. You
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