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OCTOBER 1, 2009

Bureaucracy

Once upon a time the government had a vast scrap yard in the middle of a
desert. Congress said, "Someone may steal from it at night." So they created
  a  night watchman position and hired a person for the job.
Then Congress said, "How does the watchman do his job without instruction?"  So they created a planning department and hired two people, one person to write the instructions, and one person to do time studies.
Then Congress said, "How will we know the night watchman is doing the tasks
correctly?" So they created a Quality Control department and hired two
people. One to do the studies and one to write the reports.
Then Congress said, "How are these people going to get paid?" So they
created  the following positions, a time keeper, and a payroll officer, then hired  two  people.
Then Congress said, "Who will be accountable for all of these people?" So they created an administrative section and hired three people, an Administrative  Officer, Assistant Administrative Officer, and a Legal Secretary.
Then Congress said, "We have had this command in operation for one Year and we  are $18,000 over budget, we must cutback overall cost."  So they laid off the night watchman.
Quietly, we go like sheep to the slaughter. Does anybody remember the reason given for the establishment of the  DEPARTMENT OF ENERGY during the Carter Administration?  No?  Didn't think so!
Bottom line. We've spent several hundred billion dollars in support of an agency... the reason for which not one person who reads this can remember!   At the time, everybody thought it very  appropriate.
The Department of Energy was instituted on 08-04-1977. TO LESSEN OUR  DEPENDENCE ON FOREIGN OIL. 
AND, NOW, ITS 2009 -- 32 YEARS LATER AND THE BUDGET FOR THIS "NECESSARY"  DEPARTMENT IS AT $24.2 BILLION A YEAR. THEY HAVE 16,000 FEDERAL EMPLOYEES AND APPROXIMATELY 100,000 CONTRACT EMPLOYEES; AND, LOOK AT THE JOB THEY HAVE  DONE! 
Ah, yes -- good ole bureaucracy.
And we are turning the banking system, the insurance industry, the auto industry, and now HEALTH CARE over to the same Government?


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