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A TAXING SITUATION

Tax his land, Tax his wage, Tax his bed in which he lays, Tax his tractor, Tax his mule,
Teach him taxes is the rule, Tax his cow, Tax his goat, Tax his pants, Tax his coat. Tax his ties, Tax his shirts, Tax his work, Tax his dirt, Tax his tobacco, Tax his drink, Tax him If he tries to think, Tax his booze, Tax his beers.
If he cries, Tax his tears.
Tax his bills, Tax his gas, Tax his notes, Tax his cash.
Tax him good and let him know That after taxes, he has no dough.
If he hollers, Tax him more, Tax him until he's good and sore.
Tax his coffin, Tax his grave, Tax the sod in which he lays.
Put these words upon his tomb, "Taxes drove me to my doom!"
And when he's gone, We won't relax, We'll still be after the inheritance TAX!!

Accounts Receivable Tax   Building Permit Tax CDL License Tax
Cigarette Tax Corporate Income Tax   Dog License Tax    Federal Income Tax
Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)   Fishing License Tax    Food License Tax
Fuel Permit Tax Gasoline Tax    Hunting License Tax    Inheritance Tax
Inventory Tax    IRS Interest Charges (tax on top of tax)
IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax)    Liquor Tax    Luxury Tax    Marriage License Tax
Medicare Tax    Property Tax Real Estate Tax    Service charge taxes
Social Security Tax    Road Usage Tax (Truckers)    Sales Taxes
Recreational Vehicle Tax    School Tax    State Income Tax
State Unemployment Tax (SUTA)    Telephone Federal Excise Tax
Telephone Federal Universal Service Fee Tax
Telephone Federal, State and Local Surcharge Tax
Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax
Telephone Recurring and Non-recurring Charges Tax
Telephone State and Local Tax    Telephone Usage Charge Tax    Utility Tax
Vehicle License Registration Tax    Vehicle Sales Tax    Watercraft Registration Tax    Well Permit Tax    Workers Compensation Tax

Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago and there was prosperity, absolutely no national debt, the largest middle class in the world and Mom stayed home to raise the kids.

What THE HELL happened?????

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MISSION

The purpose of this paper is to report area news, and nothing but the news so help me God, unless I feel like doing something else, which I can do whether you like it or not because it is my paper. You can read it or not, just as you please. But remember, if you don't read an issue you don't know what your missing.

DID SOMEBODY SAY BEARTOWN
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