JANUARY 1, 2010
THE BLUE PIGEON
The mayor of Phoenix
was very worried about a plague of pigeons in
Phoenix. He could
not remove the pigeons from the city. All of
Phoenix was full of pigeon poop,
the people of
Phoenix could not
walk on the sidewalks, or drive on the roads.It was costing a
fortune to keep the streets and sidewalks clean.
One day a man came to City Hall and offered the Mayor a
I can rid your beautiful city of its plague of pigeons without
any cost to the city. But, you must promise not to ask me any
questions. Or, you can pay me one million dollars to ask one
The mayor considered the offer briefly and accepted the free
The next day the man climbed to the top of City Hall, opened his
coat, and released a blue pigeon. The blue pigeon circled in
the air and flew up into the bright blue
Arizona sky. All
the pigeons in
Phoenix saw the blue
pigeon and gathered up in the air behind the blue pigeon. The
followed the blue pigeon as she flew southward out of the city.
The next day the blue pigeon returned completely alone to the
man atop City Hall.
The Mayor was very impressed. He felt the man and the blue
pigeon had performed a wonderful miraculous service to rid
Phoenix of the
plague of pigeons. Even though the man with the pigeon had
charged nothing, the mayor presented him with a check for one
million dollars and told the man that, indeed, he did have a
question to ask and even though they had agreed to no fee and
the man had rid the city of pigeons, he decided to pay the 1
million just to get to ask ONE question.
The man accepted the money and told the mayor to ask his ONE
Do you think the Mayor is going to ask how the blue pigeon led
all the pigeons away?
Do you think the Mayor is going to ask where all the pigeons
Do you think he is going to ask where the man got the blue
The mayor asked: Do
you have a blue Mexican?
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