Pelosi from Congressional Motors
It's in the way you dress. The way you boogie down. The way you
sign your unemployment check. You're a man who likes to do
things your own way. And on those special odd-numbered Saturdays
when driving is permitted, you want it in your car. It's that
special feeling of a zero-emissions wind at your back and a road
ahead meandering with possibilities.
The kind of feeling you get behind the wheel of the
Pelosi GTxi SS/Rt Sport
Edition from Congressional Motors.
All new for 2012, the Pelosi GTxi SS/Rt Sport Edition is the
mandatory American car so advanced it took $100 billion and an
entire Congress to design it. We started with same
reliable 7-way hybrid ethanol-biodeisel-electric-clean
coal-wind-solar-pedal power plant behind the base model
Pelosi, but packed it with extra oomph and the sassy styling
pizazz that tells the world that 1974
Detroit is back again -- with
We've subsidized the features you want and taxed away the rest.
With its advanced
Al Gore-designed V-3
under the hood pumping out 22.5 thumping, carbon-neutral ponies
of Detroit muscle, you'll never be late for the Disco or the Day
Labor Shelter. Engage the pedal drive or strap on the optional
jumbo mizzenmast, and the GTxi
SS/Rt Sport Edition easily exceeds 2016 CAFE mileage standards.
an estimated 268 MPG,
that's a savings of nearly $1800 per week in fuel cost over the
Even with increased performance we didn't skimp on safety. With
11-point passenger racing harnesses,
and mandatory hockey helmet, you'll have the security knowing
that you could survive a 45 MPH collision even if the GTxi SS/Rt
were capable of that kind of illegal speed.
But the changes don't stop there. Sporty mag-style hubcaps and
an all-new aggressive wedge shape designed by
CM's Chief Stylist Ted Kennedy
slices through the wind like an omnibus spending bill. It even
features an airtight undercarriage to keep you and a passenger
afloat up to 15 minutes -- even in the choppy waters of Cape Cod
Available in a rainbow of color choices to match any wardrobe,
from Harvest Avocado to French Mustard.
A special high capacity hatchback holds up to 300 aluminum cans,
meaning fewer trips to the redemption center. And the standard 3
speaker Fairness ActoPhonic FM low-band sound system means
you'll never miss a segment of NPR
Best of all, the Pelosi GTxi SS/Rt is made right here in the
U.S.A. by fully card-checked unionized workers and Detroit's
famous visionary jet-set managers. Even if you don't own one,
you can enjoy the patriotic satisfaction that you're supporting
the high wages, good benefits, and generous political donations
that are once again making the American car industry the envy of
But why not buy one anyway? With an MSRP starting at only
$629,999.99, it's affordable too. Don't forget to ask about
dealer incentives, rebates, tax credits, and
wealth redistribution plans
for customers from dozens of qualifying special interest groups.
Plus easy-pay financing programs from
So take the bus to your local CM dealer today and find out why
the Pelosi GTxi SS/Rt Sport Edition is the only car endorsed by
President Barack Obama. One
test drive will convince you that you'd choose it over the
import brands. Even if they were still legal.