Bear News Beartown News

JANUARY 1, 2008

IT'S  the  LAW

Alabama

  • It is illegal to play dominoes on Sunday.
  • It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church.
  • Putting salt on a railroad track may be punishable by death.

Alaska

  • In Fairbanks, it is illegal to feed alcoholic beverages to a moose.
  • While it is legal to shoot bears, waking a sleeping bear for the purpose of taking a
    photograph  is prohibited.

Arizona

  • In Tucson, it is illegal for women to wear pants.
  • In Globe, it is illegal to play cards in the street with a Native American.
  • In Glendale, it is illegal to drive a car in reverse.
  • In Nogales, it is illegal to wear suspenders.

Arkansas

  • In Fayetteville, it is illegal to kill "any living creature."
  • School teachers who bob their hair may forfeit their pay raises.

California

  • It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a
     whale.
  • In Pacific Grove, "molesting" butterflies can result in a $500 fine.
  • It is illegal to set a mousetrap without a hunting license.
  • In Long Beach, it is illegal to curse on a mini-golf course.
  • It is illegal to cry on the witness stand in Los Angeles courts.

Colorado

  • In Logan County, it is illegal for a man to kiss a woman while she is asleep.
  • In Pueblo, it is illegal to let a dandelion grow within city limits.

Connecticut

  • In Hartford, it is illegal to educate a dog.
  • It is illegal to dispose of used razor blades.
  • In New Britain, the speed limit for fire trucks is 25 m.p.h., even when going to a fire.
 

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