Bear News Beartown News

JANUARY 1, 2007

BEAR  ETIQUETTE 

WINE HEIGHTENS INDIFFERENCE INTO LOVE, LOVE INTO JEALOUSY, AND JEALOUSY INTO MADNESS.  IT OFTEN TURNS THE GOOD-NATURED BEAR INTO AN IDIOT, AND THE CHOLERIC INTO AN ASSASSIN.  IT GIVES BITTERNESS TO RESENTMENT, IT MAKES VANITY INSUPPORTABLE, AND DISPLAYS EVERY LITTLE SPOT OF SOUL IN ITS UTMOST DEFORMITY.

 

Ever wonder what radio station the bears and humans of BEARTOWN listen to while on the internet? Why good old Country Music, of course, on none other than: www.countrybear.com
Click here for genuine real country.
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The purpose of this paper is to report area news, and nothing but the news so help me God, unless I feel like doing something else, which I can do whether you like it or not because it is my paper. You can read it or not, just as you please. But remember, if you don't read an issue you don't know what your missing.

DID SOMEBODY SAY BEARTOWN
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