Bear News Beartown News

JANUARY 1, 2006

NOT SMARTER THAN THE AVERAGE BEAR

This black bear in Effort PA picked the wrong place to hibernate.
The animal camped out under the porch of a home where four children live and near where 20 kids wait for the school bus.
Residents of Chestnuthill Township had suspected for days that a bear was in their midst after they saw that their trash cans had been tampered with. But it wasn't until two children happened upon the bear on Sunday that its exact whereabouts became clear.
Pedro Sainvil owns the home where the 600- to 700-pound male bear seems to have settled in.
On Sunday, Sainvil sent two of his children, ages 8 and 9, outside to play in the snow.
"After 15 or 20 minutes, they came back screaming, 'Dad, Dad! There's a bear under the house!'" Sainvil said.
The bear will be removed by state wildlife officers, authorities said.
"It's very scary," said Rose Marie Louis-Jacques, Sainvil's mother. "I'm just praying that he'll take off. It's like a bomb under the house."

 

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