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SEPTEMBER 1, 2010

HUMOR

World's Shortest Books


THINGS I DID TO DESERVE THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE

by Barack Obama


MY BLACK GIRLFRIENDS

by  Tiger Woods


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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY 

  by Jane Fonda & Cindy Sheehan

Illustrated by Michael Moore


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MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS

& HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA

by  Rev Jesse Jackson & Rev Al Sharpton

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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL

by  Hillary Clinton




Sequel: THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY

By Bill  Clinton




THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD

by Bill Gates

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THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY

by Dennis Rodman

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THINGS WE KNOW TO BE TRUE 

by Al Gore & John Kerry

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AMELIA EARHART'S GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC

 




A COLLECTION of MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES

by Dr. J. Kevorkian
 

TO ALL THE MEN WE HAVE LOVED, BEFORE ....... 

by Ellen de Generes & Rosie O'Donnell




GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE 

by Mike Tyson

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THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY

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MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS

by O. J. Simpson


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HOW TO DRINK & DRIVE SAFELY

by Ted Kennedy



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BOOK OF MORALS

by Bill Clinton



with introduction

by the 

Rev. Jesse Jackson


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AND, JUST ADDED:

My Complete Knowledge of Military Strategy

by Nancy Pelosi



DID SOMEBODY SAY
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