SEPTEMBER 1, 2006
WHAT A COUNTRY
We are not going to grant them an extension.
However, 12 million illegal aliens are in our country and we are going to allow them to stay, protest, procreate, receive support
monies, attend schools, avoid paying income taxes, have our teachers take 300 hours of ESL (English as a Second Language) training at our expense, Etc.
WE MUST REALLY DISLIKE OUR OLD PEOPLE
GOOD GOLF BALLS
A man entered the bus with both of his front pockets full of golf balls and sat down next to a beautiful (you guessed it) blonde. The puzzled blonde kept looking at him and his bulging pockets. Finally, after many such glances from her, he said, "its golf balls". Nevertheless, the blonde continued to look at him for a very long time, deeply thinking about what he had said. After several minutes, not being able to contain her curiosity any longer, asked, "Does it hurt as much as tennis elbow?"
A Scotsman asks the dentist the cost for a tooth extraction. "$85 for an extraction sir," was the dentist's reply.
Huv ye no' got anythin' cheaper?"
the normal charge," said the dentist.
aboot if ye didnae use any anaesthetic?"
unusual, sir, but I could do it and knock $15 off."
I think the life cycle is all backwards.
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