SEPTEMBER 1, 2004
If you could live forever, would you and why?
"I would not live forever! , because we should not live
forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we
would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I
would not live forever,"
"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over
the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny
like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff."
I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body,"
--Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward.
of the killings,
Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in
"We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air
do we need?"
"I was provided with additional input that was radically
different from the truth. I assisted in furthering that
"The word "genius" isn't applicable in football. A genius
is a guy like Norman Einstein."
"Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992
because we received notice that you passed away. May God
bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your
"If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in
at night as they go to bed and it will monitor their heart
throughout the night. And the next morning, when they wake
up dead, there'll be a record."
"I'm not going to have some reporters pawing
through our papers. We are the president."
"That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be
kicked to death by a jackass, and I'm just
the one to do it,"
"Half this game is ninety percent mental."
"It isn't pollution that's harming the
environment. It's the impurities in our air
and water that are doing it."
"It's no exaggeration to say that the
undecideds could go one way or
California. I practically grew up in
"We don't necessarily discriminate. We
simply exclude certain types of people."
"Traditionally, most of
Australia's imports come from overseas."
...Feeling smarter yet?
If you lived here, you'd be home now.
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