AROUND THE TOWN
I used to
have a handle on life, but it broke
BEER: It's not just
for breakfast anymore.
I R S
We've got what it takes to take what you've got.
Hang up and drive
Out of my mind....Back
in five minutes
God must love
stupid people...He made so many
I took an IQ
test and the results were negative
Where there's a
will...I want to be in it
It's lonely at the
top, but you eat better
Ever stop to think
and forget to start again?
HONKING while I reload
representation isn't so hot, either!
We'll strip mine the other planets later
Whitewater is over
when the First Lady sings
Jack Kevorkian for
White House physician
on teacher's evaluations of students:
steady - would make a good parent.
The dawn of
legibility in his handwriting reveals his utter
incapacity to spell.
very nicely to the group singing by helpful listening.
maladjustment - reads books.
trying. 2nd semester: very trying.
If you can't be
immature at 7, when can you be?
Botley IV has bought his son Jason '95 a cowboy outfit. A
25,000 acre ranch, 1500 cattle and 258 horses
defects?" asked the draft-board doctor of Tim Seeley
'98. "Yes sir, no guts." was the reply.
Since Eve Ate
Some Girls Know How
Doing It In The
(New Cookbooks in
the School Library)
SOMEBODY SAY BEARTOWN
resident had a mother-in-law living with him. She had a
stroke and was a great care. This was before trained
nurses and in spite of help from the neighbors, the
family had a hard time of it. Finally they reached the
point where they were looking forward to her passing. For
some time she had a rattling in her throat which seemed a
sign that the end was near.
One morning Grandfather and I were passing the house, he
drove into the yard to ask after the old lady.
"Wal," the man replied, "She ain't no
better and I can't see she's any worse. I don't think she's
goin' to get well but I don't believe she'll die for a
As we drove out of the yard, he added: "I think she's
goin' to linger along 'bout as she is. 'Bout half
and half. But at least, she's stopped that
skirts would be truly bliss
To girls with legs like this ( ) or this )(.
the number of names on my list,
The first card I get is from someone I've missed.
every man who's successful,
Chockful of vigor and bounce,
There's a good, reliable woman
Running up charge accounts.
gone far in medicine
I'm certain you'll agree,
What once we used to call an itch
Is now an allergy.
Cans and cardboard clutter,
Beer's our national drink-
You can tell it by the gutter.
comes to getting news around
You'll find out without fail
That the female of the species is
Lots faster than the mail.
'Tis better to have met
A heart that can't remember
Than a tongue that can't forget.