HUMOR
CHEAP TRUCK
A
sixteen year-old boy came home with a new Chevrolet
Avalanche and his parents began to yell and scream,
'Where did you get that
truck???!!!' He calmly
told them, 'I bought it
today.'
'With what money?'
demanded his parents. They knew what a Chevrolet
Avalanche cost.
"Well,' said the boy,
'this one cost me just fifteen
dollars.' So the parents began to yell even
louder. 'Who would sell a truck
like that for fifteen dollars?' they said.
'It was the lady up the street,'
said the boy. I don't know her name - they just moved
in. She saw me ride past on my bike and asked me if I
wanted to buy a Chevrolet Avalanche for fifteen
dollars.'
'Oh my Goodness!,' moaned
the mother, 'she must be a child
abuser. Who knows what she will do next?
John, you go right up there and
see
what's going on.' So
the boy's father walked up the street to the house
where the lady lived and found her out in the yard
calmly planting petunias!
He introduced
himself as the father of the boy to whom she had sold
a new Chevrolet Avalanche for fifteen dollars and
demanded to know why she did it.
'Well,' she said,
'this morning I got a phone call
from my husband. I thought he was on a business trip,
but learned from a friend he had run off to Hawaii
with his mistress and really doesn't intend to come
back.
He claimed he
was stranded and needed cash, and asked me to sell his
new Chevrolet Avalanche and send him the money.
So I did.'
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Florida Court Sets
Atheist Holy Day!
In Florida, an atheist created a case against the upcoming
Easter and Passover Holy days.
He hired an attorney to
bring a discrimination case against Christians and Jews and observances
of their holy days.
The argument was that it
was unfair that atheists had no such recognized days.
The
case was brought before a judge. After listening to the passionate
presentation by the lawyer, the judge banged his gavel declaring,
"Case dismissed!"
The lawyer immediately stood
objecting to the ruling saying,
"Your honor, How can you possibly dismiss this case? The Christians
have Christmas, Easter and others. The Jews have Passover, Yom Kippur
and Hanukkah, yet my client and all other atheists have no such
holidays.."
The judge leaned forward in
his chair saying, "But you do.
Your client, counsel, is woefully ignorant."
The lawyer said,
"Your Honor, we are unaware of any special
observance or holiday for atheists.."
The judge
said, "The calendar says April
1st is April Fools Day. Psalm 14:1 states, 'The fool says in his heart,
there is no God.' Thus, it is the opinion of this court, that, if
your client says there is no God, then he is a fool. Therefore, April
1st is his day. Court is adjourned."
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DID SOMEBODY SAY
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