JUNE 1, 2008
JOKES THAT CAN BE
TOLD IN CHURCH
Attending a wedding
for the first time, a little girl whispered to her
mother, 'Why is the bride
dressed in white?'
Three boys are in the school yard bragging about their
An elderly woman died last month. Having never married, she requested no male pallbearers. In her handwritten instructions for her memorial service, she wrote, 'They wouldn't take me out while I was alive, I don't want them to take me out when I'm dead.'
A Sunday School teacher
asked her class why Joseph and Mary took Jesus with them to
police recruit was asked during the exam,
'What would you do if you had to arrest your own mother?'
A Sunday school teacher was
discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds. After
explaining the commandment to 'Honor thy father and thy
Two boys were walking home from Sunday school after
hearing a strong preaching on the devil. One said to the other,
'What do you think about all this Satan stuff?'
At Sunday School they were
teaching how God created everything, including human beings. Little
Johnny seemed especially intent when they told him how Eve was created
out of one of Adam's ribs.
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