MAY 1, 2010
A doctor examining a woman who
had been rushed to the Emergency Room, took the
husband aside, and said, 'I
don't like the looks of your wife at all.'
the funeral services, the undertaker came up to the very elderly
widow and asked, 'How
old was your husband?'
'98,' she replied. 'Two years older than me'
'So you're 96,' the undertaker commented.
She responded, 'Hardly worth going home, is it?
interviewing a 104-year-old woman:
'And what do you think is the best thing
about being 104?' the reporter asked.
She simply replied, 'No peer pressure.'
The nice thing about being senile is You can hide your own Easter eggs.
My memory's not as sharp as it used to be. Also, my memory's not as sharp as it used to be.
DID SOMEBODY SAY
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