MAY 1, 2009
Tom retired in his early 50's and started a
second career. However, even though he loved his
new job, he just couldn't seem to get to work on
I've sure gotten old!
remember if I'm 85 or 92.
Know how to prevent sagging?
the funeral services, the undertaker came up to the very elderly
widow and asked, 'How
old was your husband?'
interviewing a 104-year-old woman:
The nice thing about being senile is You can hide your own Easter eggs.
My memory's not as sharp as it used to be. Also, my memory's not as sharp as it used to be.
THE SENILITY PRAYER :
Grant me the senility to forget the people
I never liked anyway,
The good fortune to run into the ones I do, and
The eyesight to tell the difference.
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