While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent which direction was north because, he explained, he didn't want the sun waking him up every morning.  She asked, "Does the sun rise in the north?"  When my brother explained that the sun rises in the east, and has for sometime, she shook her head and said, "Oh, I don't keep up with that stuff." 

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HELLO

I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center. One day I got a call from an individual who asked what hours the call center was open.  I told her, "The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week."  She responded, "Is that Eastern  or Pacific time?"  Wanting to end the call quickly, I said, "Uh, Pacific."

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PIECE of PIZZA PIE

While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man ordering a small pizza to go.  He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6.  He thought about it for some time before responding.  "Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry enough to eat 6 pieces."