An old, blind
cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the
waiter, 'Hey, you wanna hear a
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very
deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,
'Before you tell that joke,
Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are
blind, that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde
girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a
black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional
'Now, think about it seriously,
Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?'
The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head,
'No...not if I'm gonna have to
explain it five times.'
A Kentucky couple, both
certified rednecks, had 9 children. They went to the
doctor to see about getting the husband
The doctor gladly started the required procedure and
asked them what finally
made them make the decision--why after nine children,
would they choose to
The husband replied that they had read in a recent
article that one out of
every ten children being born in the United States was
Mexican, and they
didn't want to take a chance on having a Mexican baby
because neither of
them could speak Spanish....
HOW the FIGHT STARTED
I rear-ended a car this morning. So there we are alongside the
Slowly the driver gets out of the car. . And you know how you
Just-get-sooo-stressed and life-stuff seems to get funny?
Yeah, well, I could NOT believe it . He was a
storms over to my car, looks up at me and says,
'I AM NOT HAPPY!'
So, I look
down at him and say,
'Well, then which one are you?'
. . And that's when the fight started .
DID SOMEBODY SAY