BLONDE GUY JOKE
An Irishman, a Mexican and a
Blonde Guy were doing construction
work on scaffolding on the 20th
floor of a building.
They were eating lunch and the
Irishman said, 'Corned beef and
cabbage! If I get corned beef and
cabbage one more time for lunch,
I'm going to jump off this
The Mexican opened his lunch box
and exclaimed, 'Burritos again!
If I get Burritos one more time
I'm going to jump off, too.'
The blonde opened his lunch and
said, 'Bologna again! If I get a
bologna sandwich one more time,
I'm jumping too.'
The next day, the Irishman opened
his lunch box, saw corned beef and
cabbage, and jumped to his death.
The Mexican opened his lunch, saw
a Burrito, and jumped, too.
The blonde guy opened his lunch,
saw the bologna and jumped to his
death as well.
At the funeral, the Irishman's
wife was weeping. She said, 'If
I'd known how really tired he
was of corned beef and cabbage, I
never would have given it to him
The Mexican's wife also wept and
said, 'I could have given him tacos
or enchiladas! I didn't realize he
hated Burritos so much.'
Everyone turned and stared at the
blonde's wife. The blonde's wife
said, 'Don't look at me. He makes
his own lunch.'
Gentle Thoughts for Today--
Birds of a
feather flock together and crap on your car.
penny saved is a government oversight.
The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the
right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting
The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then
your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends. (How
The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a
He who hesitates is probably right.
Did you ever notice: The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are " XL."
If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody.
If you can smile when things go wrong , you have someone in mind to
The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's
really in trouble.
There's always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to look for it.
For example I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles
Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words "The" and "IRS" together
it spells "Theirs."
Aging: Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your
age and start bragging about it.
The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want people to
know "why" I look this way. I've traveled a long way and some of the
roads weren't paved.
Ah, being young is beautiful, but being old is
First you forget names, then you forget faces. Then you forget to pull
up your zipper.
It's worse when you forget to pull it down.
Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called
Today, it's called golf
Keep your arm around my shoulder and your hand over my mouth...AMEN..!!
DID SOMEBODY SAY