MARCH 1, 2007
A man walked into a bar in Louisville, Kentucky and ordered a drink. While he was sitting at the bar watching T.V., one of Hillary Clinton's political ads came on. After it went off, he stood up and announced to everyone, "Hillary is a horse's ass!"
The bartender reached under the bar and brought out an oak club about 18 inches long and hit the man square across the head, knocking him off his stool and onto the floor.
After a minute or two, the man got up, straightened himself up and said to the bartender, "I'm sorry. I didn't know this was Hillary country."
"It's not!" replied the bartender. "This is horse country".
BILL & HILLARY
I don't know whether or not you watched
the memorial service
President Ronald Reagan,
"I see the Clintons are finally sleeping together."
Laura Bush bought George a parrot for his birthday.
She told Dick Cheney, "The bird is so smart! George has already taught him over 200 words!"
"Wow, that's pretty impressive", Cheney said, "but you realize that he just says the words. He doesn't really understand what they mean."
"That's OK", Laura replied. "Neither does the parrot."
Boudreaux been fish'n down by de bayou
all day an he done run outta
nightcrawlers. He be bout reddy to leave
when he seen a snake wit a big frog in
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