Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other, "You stay here.  I'll go on a-head."
I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger.  Then it hit me.
A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: "Keep off the Grass."
A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital.  The boy's grandmother telephoned, and the nurse said, "No change yet."
A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium, at large.
The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
A backward poet writes in-verse.
In democracy it's your vote that counts.  In feudalism it's your count that votes.
When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.
Don't join dangerous cults -- practice safe sects!