DECEMBER 1, 2003
AT the DRUG STORE
A lady walks into a drug store and tells the pharmacist she needs some cyanide.
The pharmacist said, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"
The lady then explained she needed it to poison her husband.
The pharmacist's eyes got big and he said, "Lord have mercy. I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law!
They'll throw both of us in jail and I'll lose my license."
Then the lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife and handed it to the pharmacist.
The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well now, you didn't tell me you had a prescription."
A NEW TWIST TO SOME OLD WORDS:
I saw Don King at da fight the other night. Man, somebody get that
How well does Cold Water clean ?
A man went to visit his 90 year old grandfather in a very
secluded, rural area
of the state. After spending the night, his grandfather
I went to the store the other day, and I was in there for
only about 5 minutes. When I came out there was a motorcycle
cop writing a parking ticket. So I went up to him and said,
"Come on, buddy, how about giving a guy a break?"
If you lived here, you'd be home now.
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