DECEMBER 1, 2001
been a lot of talk
like everybody else,
surely been a struggle
I try to
see the bright side,
hear it said,
'em preach their gloom and doom.
gonna gamble on farmin'
Hazel helped her mother by setting the table for the big Christmas dinner. Her mother surveyed the long table and found there was no silverware at Uncle Harry's place. When Hazel was questioned, she replied, "Mother, you said Uncle Harry eats like a pig!"
An Amazing Analysis
A maker of mountain liquor
He learned of a laboratory
He poured out a generous sample
Then he rode on down the mountain
We watched him read the report,
Little Joey wants to put his grandpa in the window this year as a Christmas decoration. Says he is LIT most of the time!
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