NOVEMBER 1, 2010
One year, a
husband decided to buy his mother-in-law a cemetery plot
as a Christmas gift.
My wife and I are
watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were
in bed. I turned to her and said, 'Do you want to have
I took my wife to a
restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my order
first.. 'I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please.'
THE BROKEN LAWN MOWER
My wife was hinting about what she
wanted for our upcoming anniversary.
My wife and I were sitting at a
table at her high school reunion, and she kept staring at a drunken
man swigging his drink as he sat alone at a nearby table.
I rear-ended a car this morning..
So, there we were alongside the road and slowly the other driver got
out of his car. You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and
little things just seem funny?
My wife sat down on the couch next
to me as I was flipping the channels.
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