November 1, 2008
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle when an electrical malfunction disabled all of the aircraft's electronic navigation and communications equipment.
Due to the clouds and haze, the pilot could not determine the helicopter's position. The pilot saw a tall building, flew toward it, circled, and held up a handwritten sign that said "WHERE AM I?" in large letters. People in the tall building quickly responded to the aircraft, drew a large sign, and held it in a building window. Their sign said "YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER."
The pilot smiled, waved, looked at his map, determined the course to steer to SEATAC airport, and landed safely. After they were on the ground, the copilot asked the pilot how he had done it.
"I knew it had to be the Microsoft Building, because they gave me a technically correct but completely useless answer."
A man riding his Harley was riding along a California beach
when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming
voice, the Lord said, 'Because you have tried
to be faithful to me in all ways, I
A young ventriloquist is touring the
clubs and one night he's doing a show
in a small Texas town. With his dummy
on his knee he starts going through
his usual dumb blonde jokes.
IN THE SKY
During a commercial airline flight an
Air Force Pilot was seated next to a
young mother with a babe in arms. When
the baby began crying during the
descent for landing, the mother began
nursing the infant as discreetly as
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