OLD PRINTERS never die, they're just not the type.
OLD PROCTOLOGISTS never die, they just butt out.
OLD PRODUCERS never die, they just change the ending.
OLD PROGRAMMERS never die, they just go to bits.
OLD PROGRAMMERS never die, they just loose their memory.
OLD PROGRAMMING WIZARDS never die, they just recurse.
OLD PYROMANIACS never die, they just lose their spark.
OLD QUARRY WORKERS never die, they just get blasted.
OLD QUARTERBACKS never die, they just pass away.
OLD ROCK HOUNDS never die, they just slowly petrify.
OLD SAILORS never die, they just get a little dingy.
OLD SAILORS never die, they just smell that way.
OLD SCHOOLS never die, they just lose their principals.
OLD SCULPTORS never die, they just lose their marbles.
OLD SEERS never die, they just lose their vision.

OLD SEWAGE WORKERS never die, they just waste away.
OLD SNACK VENDORS never die, they just cash in their chips.
OLD SOLDIERS never die, . . . just young ones!
OLD SPELUNKERS never die, they just cave in.
OLD STATUES never die, they just get busted.
OLD STEELMAKERS never die, they just lose their temper.
OLD STUDENTS never die, they just get degraded.
OLD SUPREME COURT JUSTICES never die, they just get disappointed.
OLD TANNERS never die, they just go into hiding.
OLD TEACHERS never die, they just lose their class.
OLD TEACHERS never die, they just wipe the slate clean.
OLD TIRE INSTALLERS never die, they just go down the tubes.
OLD TRASH HAULERS never die, they just get down in the dumps.
OLD TREE SURGEONS never die, they just pine away.
OLD TRUCKERS never die, - they just get a new PETERBILT.
OLD UPHOLSTERERS never die, they just don't recover.
OLD VETERINARIANS never die, they just go to the dogs.
OLD VIOLINISTS never die, they just become unstrung.
OLD WHEELS never die, they just get retired.
OLD WHITE WATER RAFTERS never die, they just get disgorged.
OLD WIG MAKERS never die they just get distressed.
OLD WRESTLERS never die, they just lose their grip