COACH to PLAYER
At one point during a game, the
coach called one of his 10-year-old football players aside and asked,
"Do you understand what cooperation is?
What a team is?"
The little boy nodded in the affirmative.
"Do you understand that what matters is not
whether we win or lose, but how we play together as a team?"
The little boy nodded yes.
coach continued, "I'm sure you know, when a
penalty is called you shouldn't argue, curse, attack the referee, or
call him a
pecker-head. Do you understand all that?"
Again the little boy nodded
The coach continued, "And you understand
that when I call you off the field so that another boy gets a chance to
play, it's not good sportsmanship to call your coach "a dumb ass", is
Again the little boy nodded.
the coach. "Now go over there and
explain all that to your mother."
A guy walks into a bar,
sits down, and asks,
"Bartender, got any
"Yes, as a matter of
fact we have a new drink invented by a
gynecologist patron of ours. It's a mix of Pabst Blue Ribbon Beer
The guy asks,
"Good grief, what do you call that?"
The bartender replied,
"It's a "Pabst Smir."
has announced that it is
changing its emblem from an EAGLE
because it more accurately
reflects the government's political
stance. A condom allows for inflation,
halts production, destroys the next
generation, protects a bunch of pricks,
and gives you a sense of security while
you're actually being screwed.
Damn, it just
doesn't get more accurate than that!
The hurricane only
hit black families' property.
New Orleans was
devastated and no other city was affected
by the hurricane.
Mississippi is reported to have a tree
New Orleans has no
The hurricane blew a
limb off a tree in the yard of an Alabama
When you are hungry after a hurricane,
steal a big screen TV.
The hurricane did 23
billion dollars in improvements to New
The looters, gang
and welfare recipients are out of New
Orleans and now they are in your city.
White folks don't
make good news stories.
Don't give thanks to
the thousands that came to help rescue
you, instead bitch because the government
hasn't given you a debit card
Only black family members got separated in
the hurricane rescue efforts.
Ignore warnings to
evacuate and the white folks will come get
you and give you money for being stupid!