OCTOBER 1, 2007
A man and his wife were arguing about who should brew the coffee each morning. The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first and then we won't have to wait as long to get our coffee."
"No, that's not my job. You are in charge of cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job. I can just wait for my coffee."
"No, you should do it. It says so in the Bible."
"I can't believe that. Show me."
"Right here! See? It says, 'Hebrews!'"
Bubba and Billy Bob
While Bubba and Billy Bob were in the local Wal-Mart, they
decided to get in on the weekly charity raffle.
When I went to the doctor for my yearly physical, my blood
pressure was high, my cholesterol was high, I'd gained some
weight and I didn't feel so hot.
The ITALIAN MOTHER
A young Italian man excitedly tells his mother he's fallen in love and that he is going to get married. He says, "Just for fun Ma, I'm going to bring over three women and you try and guess which one I'm going to marry."
His mother agrees.
The next day, he brings three beautiful women into the house and sits them down on the couch and they chat for a while. He then says, "Okay Ma, guess which one I'm going to marry."
She immediately replies, "The one on the right."
"That's amazing Ma! You're right! How did you know!?"
The mother replies, "I don't like her."
TWO JEWISH FRIENDS
Two Jewish friends
were conversing about problems with
their respective teenage sons:
They both agreed to turn to God to ask for HIS advice and guidance.
So separately they prayed to God: “God, please give me advice; what do I do. I am a good Jew and my son has converted and become a Christian.”
God replied, “Funny you should bring that up, because my son also …..”
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