What has four legs and sees just as well from both ends?
A horse with his eyes closed.

Will the cat nip?
No but pig sWill!

What's the difference between a storm cloud and the man sitting on a hedgehog?
One pours with rain. The other roars with pain.

What happened when a pussy swallowed a penny?
There was money in the kitty?

What was the tortoise doing on the freeway?
About three yards and hour.

Did you hear about the messy horse?
Yes, he had dreadful stable manners.

What's the difference between a unicorn and a lettuce?
One is a funny beast and the other is a bunny feast.

What do frogs drink?
Croaka Cola.

What do frogs order in restaurants?
French Flies.

What's the difference between a coyote and a flea?
One howls on the prairie and the other prowls on the hairy.

Why did the fly fly?
Because the spider spied her.

What do you do with a blue whale?
Try to cheer him up.