JANUARY 1, 2006
Fun with the ACLU
have some fun this CHRISTMAS? Send the
As they are working so very hard to get rid of the CHRISTMAS part of this holiday season, we should all send them a nice card to brighten up
their dark, sad, little world.
Make sure it says "Merry Christmas" on it.
Here's the Address, just don't be rude or crude. (It's Not the Christian Way, ya know?)
125 Broad Street
New York, NY 10004
Two tons of Christmas cards would freeze their operations because they wouldn't know if any were regular mail containing contributions. So spend 37
cents and tell the ACLU to leave Christmas alone. Also tell them that there is no such thing as a
"Holiday Tree". It's a Christmas Tree, for goodness sake, ~ even in the fields!!
FEEL LIKE a WOMAN
On a transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm.
The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one
A U.S. Marine squad was marching north of Basra when they came upon an Iraqi terrorist, badly injured and unconscious.
On the opposite side of the road was an American Marine in similar but less serious state.
The Marine was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both men, the squad leader asked the injured Marine what had happened.
The Marine reported, "I was heavily armed and moving north along the highway here, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent.
We saw each other and both took cover in the ditches along the road.
I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein is a miserable, lowlife, scumbag, and he yelled back that Senator Ted Kennedy is a good-for-nothing, fat, left wing liberal drunk. So I said that Osama Bin Ladin dresses and acts like a frigid, mean spirited woman!"
He retaliated by yelling, "Oh yeah? Well so does Hillary Clinton!"
"And, there we were, standing in the middle of the road, shaking hands, when a truck hit us."
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