Bear News Beartown News



Man who run in front of car get tired.
Man who run behind car get exhausted.
Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone. 
Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. 
Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ. 
Man with one chopstick go hungry. 

Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.
Man who eat many prunes get good run for money. 
Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk. 
War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house. 
Panties not best thing on earth! But next to best thing on earth. 
Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night. 
It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it. 
Man who drive like hell, bound to get there. 
Man who stand on toilet is high on pot. 
Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement. 
Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs. 
Man who fart in church sit in own pew. 

Crowded elevator smell different to midget. 


BEIJING - China's top family planning agency has cracked down on crude and insensitive slogans used by rural authorities to enforce the country's strict population limits, state media said recently.
Slogans such as 'Raise fewer babies but more piggies,' and 'One more baby means one more tomb,' have been forbidden and a list of 190 acceptable slogans issued by the National Population and Family Planning Commission, the official Xinhua News Agency reported.
Such slogans are often found painted on roadside buildings in rural areas.
China's 28-year-old family planning policy limits most urban couples to just one child and allows some families in the countryside to have a second child if their first is a girl. Critics say it has led to forced abortions, sterilizations and a dangerously imbalanced sex ratio due to a traditional preference for male heirs, which has prompted countless families to abort female fetuses in hopes of getting boys.
The Chinese government contends that the one-child policy has helped prevent at least 300 million births about the size of the U.S. population and aided China's recent, rapid economic development.
Xinhua said slogans such as "Houses toppled, cows confiscated, if abortion demand rejected," threatened to undermine China's efforts to keep the population under control.
Examples of authorized slogans include "Mother earth is too tired to sustain more children" and "Both boys and girls are parents' hearts," it said.
The commission said some slogans left the impression that the government was "simply forcing people to give up having more babies, causing misunderstanding (of) the policy and even tarnishing the image of the government," Xinhua reported.



As reported earlier this  year, some dirtbag who got pulled over in a routine traffic stop in Florida ended up "executing" the deputy who stopped him.  The deputy was shot eight times,
including once behind  his right ear at close range.
Another deputy was  wounded and a police dog killed. A statewide manhunt ensued. The  low-life was found hiding in a
wooded area with his  gun. SWAT team officers fired and hit the guy 68 times.
Naturally, the media  asked why they shot him 68 times. 
Polk County Sheriff Grady Judd, told the  Orlando Sentinel - "That's all the bullets we had."


Join the Beartown Bears for exciting exercise. Just click on the link below.  After you have had fun exercising the bears, don't forget to click back and enjoy more of Beartown News!


Copyright 2000 Claude Dern, All Rights Reserved
This site hosted by