SEPTEMBER 1, 2006
THE COUNTRY CORNER
This was ACTUALLY proposed to
Montana Wool and Sheep Grower's
United States Forest Service.
"Son, I don't think you understand the problem. Those coyotes ain't breedin' our sheep - they're eatin' 'em"
The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment:
"Yes ma'am. My daddy told a story about my Aunt Karen.
She was a pilot in Desert Storm and her plane got hit.
She had to bail out over enemy territory and all she had was a flask of whiskey, a pistol and a survival knife. She drank the whiskey on the way down so it wouldn't Break. And, then she parachuted right in the middle of 20 enemy troops.
She shot 15 of them with the gun until she ran out of bullets, killed four more with the knife until the blade broke, and then she killed the last Iraqi with her bare
"Good Heavens" said the horrified teacher.
"What kind of moral did your daddy tell you from this horrible story?"
"Stay away from Aunt Karen when she's drinking."
Forty-three percent of all
Americans say that immigration is a serious problem.
A Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply
for a driver's license.
A man owned a small
ranch in Texas. The Wage & Hour Dept. claimed he was not
paying proper wages to his help. They sent an agent out
to interview & investigate the accusations. Upon arrival
at the ranch agents demanded, "We
need a list of your employees and how much you pay them,"
The rancher replied, "There's my
ranch hand whose been with me for 3 years. I pay him $600
a week plus free room and board." The cook has been here
for 18 months, "I pay her $500 per week plus free room and
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