AUGUST 1, 2002
THE COUNTRY CORNER
A city boy named Kenny, moved to the country and bought a donkey from an
old farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the
next day. The next day the farmer drove up and said,
"Sorry son, but
I have some bad news, the donkey died."
A couple of old cowboys (Sam and Bubba) were sitting in a bar having a drink (or two or three) , doing what most old cowboys do; complaining about the heat, the
cows and their wives.
They weren't exactly the brightest guys, and neither were their comments. Every day they said pretty much the same thing.
And it always ended in a debate over who had the worst wife.
Today though something was different. There was a wise
looking elderly Indian Chief sitting at the bar. They decided to ask him to decide, who had the worst wife.
The first man (Sam) complained that his wife was always arguing with him. No matter what he said, she always said the opposite. She didn't just say it either, she said it so loud that the neighbors complained.
The old Chief listened attentively and then said, "If your wife was Indian, we would name her Fire-Water."
Sam asked "Why would you call her Fire-Water?"
The Indian Chief replied, "Every time she opens her mouth she breathes fire and your knees turn to water."
The second man (Bubba) said "My wife is so bad that we haven't hadn't had physical relations in darn near twenty years."
The chief again listened attentively and pronounced Bubba's wife as "Sleeping-Dragon."
When Bubba asked why, the chief replied, "If you try to touch her while she is sleeping, she will become a dragon and bite your head off."
Sam and Bubba had a good laugh over their wives new names. Then Sam asked, "Okay, them Indian names are pretty cool, but.... Who has the worst wife?"
The chief replied, "I do."
Bubba asked what the chiefs wife name was.
The chief replied something along the lines of "Whumpo Havo Noja"
Both Sam and Bubba looked very confused, and so the chief explained, "That's my wife's Indian name, it translates in English to "Three-Old-Horses."
More puzzled than ever before Bubba asked, "Yeah, but what does it (Three-Old-Horses) mean?
The chief sighed, took a sip of his beer and said ,"Nag, Nag, Nag."
It isn't widely known,
but the first
toilet seat was
invented by a Polish scientist in the 18th century.
Two Arabs boarded a flight
out of New York after a hockey game. One sat in the window seat
and the other sat in the middle seat. Just before takeoff, an
American got on and took the aisle seat.
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