FEBRUARY 1, 2006
THE COUNTRY CORNER
A Kiwi walks into
his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and
Illegal Immigrants and Terrorists
exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease
is located among the
of cows in America but we haven't got a
clue as to where thousands of Illegal
immigrants and Terrorists are located.
Maybe we should put the Department of
Agriculture in charge of immigration.
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A Norwegian man wants a job, but the foreman won't
hire him until he passes a little math test.
If you are ready for the adventure of a lifetime, TRY THIS: Enter Mexico illegally.
Never mind immigration quotas, visas, international law, or any of that nonsense. Once there, demand that the local Mexican government provide free medical care for you and your entire family. Demand bilingual nurses and doctors. Demand free bilingual local government forms, bulletins, etc. Procreate abundantly. Deflect any criticism of this allegedly irresponsible reproductive behavior with, "It is a cultural thing You would not understand." Keep your American identity strong. Fly Old Glory from your rooftop, or proudly display it in your front window or on your car bumper. Speak only English at home and in public and insist that your children do likewise. Demand classes on American culture in the Mexican school system. Demand a local Mexican driver's license. This will afford other legal rights and will go far to legitimize your unauthorized, illegal, presence in Mexico. Drive around with no liability insurance and ignore local traffic laws. Insist that local Mexican law enforcement teach English to all its officers. Good luck! You'll be demanding for the rest of time, or soon be dead.
It will not happen in Mexico or any other country in the world EXCEPT right here in the United States. Land of the naive and the bleeding hearts!
IF YOU LIVED HERE YOU WOULD BE HOME NOW!
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