Bear News Beartown News
DECEMBER 1, 2010

THE COUNTRY CORNER

TRANSPORTATION  SECURITY
ADMINISTRATION
OVERHEARD
AT THE
AIRPORT

Can't see London, can't see France, Unless we see your underpants
Grope Discounts Available
If we did our job any better we'd have to buy your dinner first
Only we know if Lady Gaga is a real lady
Don't worry, my hands are still warm from the last guy
Wanna fly?
Drop your fly

We've handled more balls than Barney Frank
We are now free to move about your pants
We rub you the wrong way, so you can be on your way
It's not a grope.
It's a freedom pat

When in doubt, we make you whip it out
T.S.A.
Touchin'
Squeezin'
Arrestin'

You were a Virgin
We handle more packages than the USPS

TEXAS
BANK
ROBBERY

A hooded robber burst into a Texas bank and forced the tellers to load a sack full of cash.
On his way out the door, a brave Texas customer grabbed the hood and pulled it
off revealing the robber’s face. The robber shot the customer without a moment’s hesitation.
He then looked around the bank and noticed
one of the tellers looking straight at him.
The robber instantly shot him also. Everyone else, by now very scared, looked
intently down at the floor in silence. The robber yelled,
‘Well, did anyone else see my face?’
There are a few moments of utter silence in which everyone was plainly afraid to speak.
Then, one old cowboy from North Dakota
tentatively raised his hand and said,
‘My wife got a pretty good look at you.’


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