DECEMBER 1, 2005
THE COUNTRY CORNER
spoke in the traditional Yankee style, had
a date with Linda who was one of the
summer folk. Linda was thrilled to
finally have a date with a local boy.
After riding around looking at logging
jobs, cows, and a pulp mill, the went
parking where there was a stunning view of
the Penobscot River. Linda had never
seen such a romantic spot.
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Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father.
He watched as his
father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up
and down the horse's
legs, rump, and chest. After a few minutes, Johnny
asked, "Dad, why are you
doing that?" His father replied,
"Because when I'm
buying horses, I have
to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape
before I buy.
IF YOU LIVED HERE YOU WOULD BE HOME NOW!
You knew it
was just a matter of time...
A young Alabama man's love life was unsatisfactory. So he went to the store and saw a book called How to Hug. He bought it and very excitedly took it home and found it to be the eighth volume of an Encyclopedia.
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