An older gentleman was
on the operating table
awaiting surgery and he insisted that his son, a renowned surgeon, perform the operation.
As he was about to get the anesthesia, he asked to speak to his son.
'Yes, Dad, what is it? '
'Don't be nervous, son; Do your best and just remember,
if it doesn't go well, if something happens to me,
your mother is going to come and live with you and your wife....'

Some people try to turn back their odometers.
Not me! I want people to know 'why' I look this way.
I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved.

When you are dissatisfied
and would like to go back to youth, think of Algebra.