NOVEMBER 1, 2009
THE COUNTRY CORNER
A distraught senior citizen
phoned her doctor's office.
'Is it true,' she wanted to know, 'that the medication
you prescribed has to be taken for the rest of my life?'
'Yes, I'm afraid so,' the doctor told her.
There was a moment of silence before the senior lady replied,
'I'm wondering, then, just how serious is my condition
because this prescription is marked
An older gentleman was
Some people try to turn back
When you are dissatisfied
Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.
The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks.
One of the many things no one tells you
about aging is that it is such a nice change
Long ago when men cursed
ELDERS of the US
Two old guys are pushing their carts around Wal-Mart when they collide.
Lord, keep your arm around my shoulder, and, your hand over my mouth!
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