OCTOBER 1, 2007
THE COUNTRY CORNER
Two families moved from
Afghanistan to America.
cannibal was walking through the
jungle and came upon a restaurant
operated by a fellow cannibal.
Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down
and looked over the menu......
A group of alumni, all highly established in
their respective careers, got together for a
visit with their old university professor. The
conversation soon turned to complaints about the
endless stress of work and life in general.
One day, Seamus was walking through his upper field when he spotted a man drinking water from a pond with his hand.
A young Italian man excitedly tells his mother he's fallen in love and that he is going to get married. He says, "Just for fun Ma, I'm going to bring over three women and you try and guess which one I'm going to marry."
His mother agrees.
The next day, he brings three beautiful women into the house and sits them down on the couch and they chat for a while. He then says, "Okay Ma, guess which one I'm going to marry."
She immediately replies, "The one on the right."
"That's amazing Ma! You're right! How did you know!?"
The Italian mother replies, "I don't like her."
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