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OCTOBER 1, 2005

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BRAZIL

A blonde was sitting on the train reading the newspaper. The headline blared, "12 Brazilian Soldiers Killed."
 She shook her head at the sad news, then turned to the stranger sitting next to her and asked, "How many is a Brazilian?"

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TOUR de FRANCE

Lance Armstrong's record setting seventh Tour de France victory, along with his entire Tour de France legacy, may be tarnished by what could turn out to be one of the greatest sports scandals of all time.
Armstrong is being quizzed by French police after
three banned substances were found in his South of France hotel room while on vacation after winning the 2005 Tour de France.
The three substances found were toothpaste, deodorant, and soap, which have been banned by French authorities for over 75 years. Armstrong's girlfriend and American rocker Sheryl Crowe is quoted as saying "we use them every day in America, so we naturally thought they'd be OK throughout Europe."
Along with these three banned substances, French authorities also physically searched Armstrong himself and found several other interesting items that they have never seen before, including a
backbone.

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PAKISTAN

Breaking News

This morning — from a cave somewhere in Pakistan — Taliban Minister of Migration, Mohammed Omar, warned the United States that if military action against Iraq continues, Taliban authorities will cut off America’s supply of convenience store managers.  If this action does not yield sufficient results, cab drivers will be next.
It’s getting ugly!


GERMANY

Just aim the beer canon towards the open mouths of the folks who stand and click the mouse.
Put the circle right on the mouths, and don't forget that German cows like beer too.
   
http://www.coolmen.ch/
biergarten/biershooter.htm

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