OCTOBER 1, 2005
THE COUNTRY CORNER
A blonde was sitting on the train reading the newspaper. The headline blared, "12 Brazilian Soldiers Killed."
She shook her head at the sad news, then turned to the stranger sitting next to her and asked, "How many is a Brazilian?"
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TOUR de FRANCE
Lance Armstrong's record setting
seventh Tour de France victory, along with his entire Tour
de France legacy, may be tarnished by what could turn out to
be one of the greatest sports scandals of all time.
This morning —
from a cave somewhere in Pakistan — Taliban Minister of Migration,
Mohammed Omar, warned the United States that if military action
against Iraq continues, Taliban authorities will cut off America’s
supply of convenience store managers. If this action does not
yield sufficient results, cab drivers will be next.
Just aim the beer canon towards the open mouths of the folks who
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