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VERMONT

No transit strike here as in NYC. NO mass transit, NO unions, NOT many people. We are always walking along the roads as there are no sidewalks. Few, if any, of us are wider than we are tall because of the exercise we get at work and/or getting to work.
We are so lucky here in Beartown to still live the clean, calm, and healthy rural lifestyle. But in order to keep it that way please don't think of moving here!

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SAUDI ARABIA

Two families moved from Saudi Arabia to the USA. When
they arrived the two fathers made a bet - in a year's
time whichever family had become more American would win.
A year later they met again. The first man said, "My
son is playing baseball, I had McDonalds for breakfast and
I'm on my way to pick up a case of Bud.
How about you?"
The second man replied, "%(^#@%&$ you, towel head."

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CAJUN

Boudreaux and his wife Clothilde lived on a little farm outside Mamou.

One day Clothilde said, "Mais, Boudreaux, you have to get rid of dat dog. All he does is lie under the front porch and turn over da trash cans."

Boudreaux said, "Okay. Cher. I'll get rid of him."

He put him in the pickup, drove down the road a couple of miles and dumped him out. He drove home and in a few minutes the dog showed up. So he put him back in the truck, drove several more miles and dumped him out. After getting back home, the dog showed up again.

Clothilde said, "You have to take him out and drive around and around a lot in circles, den dump him out. dat way he won't know da way home."

Boudreaux said, "You some smart, Clothilde, and dat's why I married you."

Boudreaux took the dog, drove all around and zigzagged a lot then dumped the dog out. He started back home but pulled over and parked and called Clothilde on his cell phone.

"Has dat dog come back yet?"

Clothilde answered "Yes, he just came in."

Boudreaux said, "Well, put him up to da phone - I'm lost."

THE WOODS

"A leaf fell in the woods; the eagle saw it, the bear smelled it, the deer heard it...only the coyote did all three"

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