Hot NY Bumper Sticker
A 100% Bi-Partisan Political Bumper
Sticker.
"2008 - RUN HILLARY
RUN"
Democrats put it on the rear bumper.
Republicans put it on the front bumper.
FRANCE
AP and UPI
reported that the French Government announced
yesterday that it has raised its
terror alert level from "run" to
"hide."
The only two higher levels in France are
"surrender" and "collaborate."
The escalation of the alert was precipitated by a recent fire that
destroyed one of France's white flag factories,
disabling their military.
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You're from
PENNSYLVANIA
IF
You've never referred to
Philadelphia as anything but "Philly." And New Jersey has
always been "Jersey."
You can't go to a wedding without
hearing the "Chicken Dance," at least 1 Polka and either an
Italian song (sung in Italian,) or "Hava Nagila."
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Words like "hoagie",
"chipped ham", "sticky buns", "shoo-fly pie", "pierogies"
"gobs", "gum bands", "pop", and "pocketbook" actually mean
something to you.
You know several places to purchase or
that serve Scrapple, Summer Sausage (Lebanon Bologna), and Hot
Bacon Dressing.
You know the difference between a cheese
steak & a pizza steak sandwich and know that you can't get a
really good one outside PA.
Customers ask the waitress for "drippy
eggs" for breakfast.
You know that Blue Ball, Intercourse,
Climax, Bird-in-Hand, Beaver, Moon, Virginville, Paradise,
Mars, and Slippery Rock are PA towns.
You know what a township, borough, and
commonwealth are.
A traffic jam is ten cars waiting to
pass a horse-drawn carriage on the highway in Lancaster
County.
Your graduating class consisted
of mostly Polish, German, & Italian names.
You know
how to respond to the question "Djeetyet?" (Didyoueatyet?)
You learned to pronounce Bryn
Mawr, Wilkes-Barre, Schuylkill, Bala Cynwyd, Conshohocken, and
Monongahela.
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You're from
MASSACHUSETTS
IF
You think crosswalks are for wimps
Khakis are something you start the car with
Anything past Worcester is "the middle of nowhere"
You are amazed when traveling out of town that
people who work at McDonald's actually speak English.
You think it's not actually tailgating unless your
bumper is touching the car in front of you
You know that a yellow light means at least 5 more
cars can get through . . . . . . And that a red light means 2 more can.
You think of Rhode Island as the "deep South"
Someone has honked at you because you didn't peel
out the second the light turned green
You've honked at
someone because they didn't peel out the second the light turned green
Stop signs mean slow down a little, but only if you feel like it
$15 to park is a
bargain
At the ice cream shop, you call chocolate
sprinkles "Jimmies"
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